I Can't Be Sword God

“It’s better than nothing, it’s a little crunchy, it’s better than nothing, it’s better.”

Daoist priest du, who was in a daze, heard this conversation in his half-awake state.

Anger rose from his heart, and his courage grew. He did a backflip and fell heavily to the ground.

But it didn’t matter. Even if he died and was nailed in the coffin, he would still shout with his rotten vocal cords in the tomb, ”

“Don’t cut my little Dudu!”

“Ha?”

In the yard, the Fox girl and Wang longqi were roasting something around a fire. They turned around when they heard the shout from the hall.

“Daoist priest du, you’re awake.”

“What were you shouting just now?”

Wang longqi walked over and helped du Lanke up.

Daoist priest du struggled to stand up. He felt that his lower body was still numb. He asked worriedly, ” “What do you want to cut?”

“Oh, chicken wings,”

Wang longqi pointed back. The Fox girl was holding two skewers of chicken in front of the fire, turning them over and spreading sauce on them.

it’s a little burnt. We were talking about throwing it away. Do you want to eat it? ” Wang longqi asked again.

“No, I won’t.”

Daoist priest du revealed a smile of recovering what he had lost. He could not help but feel a trace of compassion in his heart.

No chicken would want to be roasted, right?

As soon as he came back to his senses, he felt that the area three inches below his dantian was still burning. He asked, ” “What’s going on? What just happened?”

“This ... Hehe ...” Wang longqi laughed and suddenly shouted to the Fox girl,”I’m not going to let you go.”Come out!”

“What?”

While du Lanke was still confused, the Fox girl’s big tail moved, and a small blue head popped out from the other side.

This was a strange beast with a comical body.

It was about four feet tall, about the waist of an ordinary person. It had a pair of golden horns on its head and a pair of large, vertical pupils that were filled with golden flames. However, its eyes were watery and it seemed to be very helpless.

Its entire body was covered in large scales that were sometimes black and sometimes blue. Its four limbs were shaped like sharp claws, but it was currently standing on its hind legs. It made his upper body look slender, and there were a few sharp thorns on his back.

Its stomach was huge, and its round belly was so full that it was turning white. Its scales were almost not enough to cover it. Especially since its lower two claws were very short, and its fat belly was about to touch the ground.

If one were to ignore its strange little belly, Daoist priest du was quite familiar with the overall appearance of this little fellow.

“Dragon?” He said in surprise.

“Probably, a little fat Dragon.” its horns can discharge electricity, ” Wang longqi said with a smile. it might have been frightened when you opened the box, so it gave you a shot. However, Yingluo’s temperament is still quite gentle.”

“Yes, it’s very obedient.”

The Fox girl turned her head and stroked the little fat Dragon’s forehead lovingly.

Its entire body was covered in scales, and only between its two horns and near its forehead was a soft area, with a light layer of hair.

The little fat Dragon seemed to enjoy being touched. It raised its head, squinted its eyes, and its chest made a ” snoring ” sound.

A Fox was trying to tame a Dragon?

Du Lanke looked at the scene in surprise. He felt that something was wrong, but he didn’t know where to start.

Then the Fox girl pointed at him. go and apologize to uncle du.

The little dragon’s eyes were wide open as it looked at du Lanke. It seemed to be a little scared, and it held on to the Fox girl’s tail tightly.

The Fox girl waved the roast chicken in her hand. do you want to eat? If you want to eat, be good.”

The little fat Dragon’s burning eyes flickered between the roast chicken and Daoist priest du for a moment, and finally chose to bow down to reality.

It swayed its ball-like body and slowly walked toward priest du. Then, it lowered its head determinedly and aimed its horns at du Lanke.

Daoist priest du quivered, thinking that it was going to attack him again. He covered his crotch with his hand.

After two seconds, nothing happened.

He lowered his head and looked at the motionless little fat Dragon, only then did he realize that it was really here to apologize to him.

It turned the scaleless part of its forehead to him, which probably meant ”

Please provide assistance?

He reached out his long arm and touched the Dragon’s forehead.

The little fat Dragon furrowed his brows tightly, looking as if he was forced by life and had to sell his body.

“Hehe.” “You don’t say, it feels really good,” Taoist master du smiled.

“Uncle du forgives you,” Wang longqi said.

“?–”

The little fat Dragon let out a low cry of relief. It sounded like a dragon’s cry, but it also had a hint of childishness.

“Don’t call me Uncle, I’m old.” Dulanke waved his hand. just call me brother.

“Okay, your brother forgives you.” Wang longqi picked up the little fat Dragon and laughed, ” “Daddy will take you to eat some chicken legs.”

...

“??!”

The father and son walked away happily.

“En, Yingluo.”

Only Daoist priest du was frowning, reflecting on his lack of understanding of ethics.

......

Although the little fat Dragon was timid, it recognized people very quickly and accepted duranke in a short while.

Three people and one dragon surrounded the fire and roasted meat in the yard. Just as the days were peaceful, Li Chu and Mrs. Yang returned.

As soon as the little fat Dragon saw a stranger, he immediately hid behind the Fox girl’s big tail and pretended to be invisible.

“Hey, Li Chu, come and take a look. We have a new friend in the temple. This little guy is very fun to play with!” Wang longqi greeted.

“Where did you get this?” Li Chu asked.

“It was opened from the box that contained Mrs. Yang’s son, Yingluo.” Wang longqi’s voice became weaker as he spoke. He suddenly thought of something.

...

When Mrs. Yang heard that it was this little fat Dragon that came out of the box, she fell silent.

Du Lanke also realized that something was wrong. He asked weakly, ” “This isn’t your son?”

Mrs. Yang looked at him indifferently. you can give birth to this thing? ”

“Of course not!” Daoist priest du laughed.”I’m a man, Yingluo.”

does this have anything to do with gender?! Mrs. Yang exploded on the spot and turned around to kill her way back.

After going through so much to save his son, he found out that he had saved such a species. Anyone would be furious.

“Don’t worry, Mrs. Yang, I’ll go with you.”

Afraid that something might happen to her, Li Chu followed her.

Just now, at the luoshen dojo, after he had a long chat with the young luoshen girl, he came out and saw Madam yang, who had a motherly smile on her face. He then returned with her.

At this time, he found that Guo xiaobao was not in the box just now, so he naturally had to go back to look for it again.

However, it was a little awkward.

If the girl who called herself ye Leng ‘er was a bad person, she probably wouldn’t stay there anymore and might have already left.

With some anxiety, the two of them rushed into the Luo God Hall again.

The front hall was empty, so they went to the back.

Then, he saw Yingying

In the back hall of the building, there was a steaming hot milky-white pool.

The young girl was soaking in the water, only her head was above the water, and she blinked her watery eyes at the two of them.

“......”

“Do you people from the Western regions not close the door when you shower?” Li Chu asked calmly.

“All the flowers around are my eyes. If there were any outsiders, I would have hidden long ago.” The young girl smiled. it’s just that I don’t think it’s a big deal for this big sister to see Yingluo. As for you, Yingluo, I don’t think you’re at a loss.

Mrs. Yang was not in the mood to chat with her. She asked directly, ” “Do you know where my son is? He’s not in that box.”

“Your son?” Ye Leng ‘er blinked.

“Guo xiaobao.” “Extreme yang child,” Madam yang replied.

“Oh, that little friend.” The young girl nodded lightly. he was sent here before, but he was quickly picked up by someone.

“Who is it?” Mrs. Yang asked.

yes, Zhenzhen. the young girl hesitated. I do know, but if I tell you about this, I might get into trouble.

Mrs. Yang’s face turned cold. little girl, if you don’t tell me about Zhenzhen ...

“It’s useless even if you threaten me. As long as something happens to me, the flower Capital Conference will not be able to hold. If you dare to harm me, then Chaotian que of shenluo city will come to find trouble with you.”

The young girl swam in the water like a fish, revealing her round shoulders and delicate collarbones.

“Of course, I can tell you. However, Yingluo, I hope that you can help me with a small matter in return.”

Her eyes were fixed on Li Chu as she spoke.

“I can’t let this delay the rescue,” Li Chu said.

“Don’t worry,” “They probably captured that little friend for something that will take a long time to prepare,” the young girl said. I won’t hurt him in the short term.”

“Then what is your request?”

“Yesterday, one of my older brothers also came to shenluo city. The reason for his trip this time is to study Buddhism in White Dragon Temple, but I know that he went to that temple for another purpose that can not be told to others. I need some help to deal with him, Wuwu.”